Jokes

Q: One Day Jesus and Moses were golfing. Moses takes out a 5 Iron and hits the ball right on the green, which is right in the middle of a lake.

Moses asks Jesus, "What kind of club are you going to use?"

Jesus says,"A 9 iron, if Arnold Palmer can do it, so can I."

Moses says,"OK.."

Jesus hits it and it goes right in the water. Moses goes to the water, parts it, gets the ball, and comes back.

He asks Jesus again, "What kind of club are you using?"

Jesus says,"A 9 iron, if Arnold Palmer can do it, so can I."

Moses says,"OK..."

He hits it, right in the water. Moses goes, parts the water, and comes back.

Again he asks Jesus, "What kind of club are you using?"

Jesus says,"A 9 iron, if Arnold Palmer can do it, I can."
Moses says,"Ok, but if it goes in the water again, I am NOT getting it."

He hits it. Right in the water AGAIN!

Moses says,"I am NOT getting it!"

So Jesus goes, walking on the water looking for his ball.

Meanwhile, two guys come over to Moses and asks chuckling, "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"


A: Moses replies, "No, Arnold Palmer!"