Jokes

Q: Moses, Jesus and an old guy were playing golf one morning. Moses tees off and hooks his ball into a pond.
"No problem", he says, grabs his wedge, raises it over his head, and parts the water. He then walks down onto dry land and chips it onto the green.

Jesus tees off and hooks his ball onto the same body of water where the ball drops onto a lilly pad.

"No problem" states Jesus and grabs his nine iron. He then walks out onto the water and knocks his ball up onto the green.

The old guy moves slowly up to the tee box, tees up his ball, and with a tremendous swing hits his ball straight up, the ball bouncing off a tree limb. It lands not five feet from where he stands. A frog jumps from the grass and swallows the ball. An eagle swoops from the sky snatching up the frog! As the eagle flys off, a stray golf-ball strikes the eagle causing him to drop the frog who lands on the green and spits out he ball!! The ball rolls across the green into the cup. Hole in one!



A: Moses looks over at Jesus and cries, " I hate playing golf with your Dad!"