Jokes

Q: A lady took a dog to the airport. The security guard said, "No dogs on the plane.

The lady replied, "But, my dog won't make a sound."

The guard says, "M'am there are no dogs allowed on the plane.

The lady says, "I promise he won't make a whisper."

"NO!!" says the guard.

So she says 'Ok', then they put him in the luggage compartment.

The guard finds the dog and says to another guard, "Oh no! The dog is dead!"

So they go out and get another just like it. They come back he says "M'am, here is your dog.

The lady says, "this isn't my dog."

He says, "Yes, it is, M'am."



A: The lady says, "No. My dog was dead I was just taking it home to bury it."