Jokes

As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911, immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the purse snatcher.

Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store.

The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To the amazement of the officer, the thief replied, "Yes, Officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."