Jokes

1) Spend more quality time with Chelsea and her 13 half brothers and sisters.

2) Tour the nations' prisons to improve conditions. Visit friends while there.

3) Write book: "The American Presidency: An Oral History."

4) Search for a new outlet for well-developed lying and cheating skills.

5) Catch up on eight-year stack of "Penthouse."

6) Continue work counseling interns.

7) Get to know those Bush girls better.