Jokes

2 drunk men were standing on the top of a 15 story building.

Man one says to man two, "Betcha cant jump to the 10th story building."

Man two says "Oh yes I can."

So man two stands at the edge of the ledge and looks down. He jumps 14... 13... 12... 11... 10... and he made it. He climbs back up to man one.

"See! Told ya!"

Man one says, "Do it again."

Man two stands on the edge and jumps. 14... 13... 12... 11... 10... and he lands again. He climbs back up and says, "Okay, now its your turn."

So man one goes to the edge, looks down, and jumps. 14... 13... 12... 11... 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... SPLAT!

Man two walks down to the bar and orders himself a drink. The bartender says, "That wasn't very nice of you, Superman."