Jokes

An Indian, a black man and a Polak share an apartment. The rent is due soon, and all three are unemployed, so they all go out to look for a job. That evening, they met to discuss their day.

The Indian says to his roommates, "Me pissed, me no find no job."

The black man then says, "Shit man, I ain't hooked up no job neither."

The Polak chimes in, "Hey, I found a job! The owner said all I had to do was show up on time at 8 a.m., and I could go to work!"

Knowing that the Indian woke really early and watched the sun rise, the Polak asked the Indian to wake him at 6:30 so he could get to work on time, and then he went back to bed.

The black man liked to play practical jokes and talked the Indian into helping him play one on the Polak. While the Polak slept, the other two painted his face black.

The Indian woke the Polak at 6:30 who then got dressed and went straight to his new job. When he got there, he told the owner he was ready to go to work.

The owner said he didn't know what he was talking about.

The Polak reminded him of his promise to put him to work if he showed up on time.

The owner said that the guy he had hired the day before was white.

The Polak replied, "I AM white!"

The owner said, "No, you're not. You are BLACK! Go look in the mirror!"

The Polak went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and exclaimed, "That stupid damn Indian woke up the wrong guy this morning!"