Jokes

A grandmother in her 80's was not doing too well lately. She hadn't been able to make love in years, yet her husband was still in need. So one year for his birthday she hired a hooker to come over and give him some super sex.

The day of his birthday arrives and with it a knock on the door. He answers the door and is greeted by a prostitute who said, "Your wife hired me to give you super sex."

He thought for a second and then responded, "At my age, I'd better just take the soup."