Jokes

One man was sitting at a bar and said to the bar tender, "One Time I got so drunk, I went home and blew chunks."

The bar tender said, "Thats nothin'. One guy that was in here was so drunk he went home got in a big fight with his wife, and fell asleep with a cigarette in his hand, burning down the house."

The other guy said to the bartender,"I dont think you understand. Chunks is my dog."