Jokes

One day an old man was at a bowling alley.He picked up a ball and threw a strike. He did the same thing again.

Then somebody asked "How do you do that?" The man said, "When I was 18 I wasn't feeling good, so I went to a doctor he said I have to drink a quart of whiskey before breakfast, smoke 3 packs of cigarettes in two days, and go out with a woman every night. So I did."

The other man asked, "How old are you now?"

The man replied, "24".