Jokes

One day a blonde woman walks into a barber shop to get her hair cut, but she is wearing a portible cd player. The barber says "I can't cut your hair with that thing on your head! I'll have to take it off!"

The woman says "NO! You can't!"

So the barber simply waits until she takes off the headset.

But instead of taking them of, she falls asleep. The barber takes off the headset so he can cut her hair and let her go home. He cuts her and tries to wake her up, but everything he tries just doesn't work! So he feels to see if she's breathing and he finds her heart stopped! So he calls the paramedics.

When the paramedics get there, they can't find what's wrong. So they listen to the cd. The cd is repeating over and over "Breath in... breath out. Breath in.... breath out".