Jokes

There were 3 guys named Manners, Crap,
and Shutup. One day Shutup, and Crap
were driving to the mall at 80 mph. Crap kept telling Shut-up to slow down, so he threw him out the window. The cops stopped Shut-up.

"What's your name, boy?" the cop asked.

"Shutup sir."

"Son, where's your manners?"

"Oh, he's down the road picking up Crap."