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My two year old daughter, Elizabeth, is at that stage where she is repeating everything she hears.
My wife was watching "The Nanny" the other day. Now Elizabeth is talking like a 40 year old Jewish lady. She stopped calling me "Daddy". Now she calls me "Morty."
"Morty, you paid retail for my diapers. What are you, a putz?"
My wife was watching "The Nanny" the other day. Now Elizabeth is talking like a 40 year old Jewish lady. She stopped calling me "Daddy". Now she calls me "Morty."
"Morty, you paid retail for my diapers. What are you, a putz?"
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