Jokes

There were 3 army men in a helicopter. They had a penny, and apple, and a granade. They threw all 3 out of the helicopter. Then they landed to see where they went.

When they were looking, they saw a little girl crying and they asked her what was wrong and she said a penny hit me on the head. And they replied, "Oh, ok."

They kept looking for the apple when they saw a little boy crying. They asked him what was wrong and he said, "An apple hit me on the head. they replied, "Oh, ok."

They continued looking for the granade and while they were walking they saw a grandma sitting in a rocking chair laughing really hard, smoke coming from behind her. They asked her what was so funny and she said, "I farted and my house blew up."