Jokes

There was a guy who was going to get married. So he decided to have sex with a prostitute on his last night of freedom.

So he goes out and buys a canary yellow condom. While he's up stairs with the prostitute, he thinks he hears his soon-to-be-wife walking up the stairs. So he throws the condom out the window and puts the prostitute in the closet.

He finds out it is just a maid. He tells her to go away and she does.

He puts on some pants and a shirt and goes down to the street to look for his condom.

He can't find it and is about to give up when he sees a kid with it.

He says, "Hey kid! Give that back!" The kid says, "No."

The guy says "I'll give ya five bucks for it." The kid agrees and they both go there seperate ways.

The kid goes home and tells his mom "Hey Mom, guess what? I sold a guy a twinkie for 5 bucks and before I gave it to him I licked out all the creme filling!"