Jokes

A guy walks in off the street to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked the secretary on his first visit.

"It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."

"Cool," said the guy, "Sounds like I'll fit in well here." So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.

As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays" A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays" He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground.

He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry... You've had two warnings!"