Jokes

Two men were chatting casually at work. The conversation turned to golf and one asked the other, "Do you play?"

"Yes," the younger man replied, "I used to. I quit because I wasn't very good. I consistently shot in the lower eighties."

There was a long, low intake of breath, and then the other man said, "Lower eighties, huh?"

"Yes," his co-worker said.

"Consistently?"

"Front nine and back nine," the man said, with a sigh.