Jokes

A truck driver was driving down the road when he saw a priest standing on the side of the road that looked like he needed a ride. He pulled over and let him in. As he continued driving, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking along the road and swerved to the right to hit him. Then he remembered the priest was in his car and swerved left.

"Sorry, Father, but I almost hit that lawyer back there," he said.

"It's okay", responded the Priest. "I got him with the door."