Jokes

Two guys are drinking in a bar. One turns to the other and asks, "So, whe're ya from?" "I'm from Dublin", the other replies. "Dublin!, me *hic* too...bartender, get us a beer!"

A moment later he asks again, "Where did ye *hic* go ta school?" The man answers, "St. Mary's, *belch* graduated in '46." "St. Mary's? 46!?"...exclaims the man, "Tarbender, *hic-belch* get us another beer!"

"So, what part of Dublin did ya *belch* grow up in?" he then asks. "The three hundred *hic* block of Baily street," the man answers. "THREE HUNDRED BLOCK OF BAILY STREET...! UNBELIEVABLE!!! Tarbender, give us another *hic* beer!"

Another patron asked the bartender, "What's all the commotion about?" The bartender replies, "Aw it's just the Murphy twins getting drunk again..."