Jokes

A guy walks into a bar and sits next to another guy. The bartender asks him if he wants their extra-special drink.

The man replies, "What's so special about it?"

The bartender says, "It can make you fly."

"No way! There's no chance in hell anyone could ever fly," he stubbornly replies.

"I'll show you. Here, this man next to you will take a drink of this, and will fly off a cliff and come back up unharmed."

"OK, show me," the man says.

So they get to a top of a cliff, the guy that was sitting next to the man takes a sip and plunges off the cliff and flies back up.

"Whoa! Lemme have a sip of that!" the guy demands

So the man takes a sip, plunges off a cliff, doesn't fly and hits the ground and dies. The bartender and the man walk back to the bar.

The bartender says, "You know, Superman, you are a real rat when you drink."