Jokes

A guys walks into a bar and buys a beer. He drinks half and pours the other half on his hand. The bartender looks at him funny but doesn't say anything.

The guy buys another beer and again drinks half and pours the other half on his hand. Again, the bartender can't figure out what he's doing. He carefully watches as the guy asks for another beer. The bartender gives it to him. The guy drinks half and pours the other half on his hand.

Finally the bartender says, "Why do you keep pouring the other half on your hand??"

"My date and I are having a drink."