Jokes

President Clinton and Hillary were back in Arkansas visiting their old stomping grounds.

While they were driving around, they saw that they needed gas, so they pulled into a gas station.

Lo and behold, the owner of the gas station was one of Hillary's old boyfriends. So they shot the breeze and talked about old times.

After they drove away, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, "See, now if you had married that guy, you'd be part owner of a gas station."

Hillary replied, "If I had married that guy, he'd be President of the United States."