Jokes

A blonde and a brunette were standing on top of a skyscraper.

They made a bet to see if they jumped off who would hit the ground first.

So the brunette counted to three and they both jumped. When the brunette hit the ground she stood up to see where the blonde was.

Ten minutes later the blonde hit the ground and the brunette said, "What took you so long?" Then blonde said, "I had to stop to ask for directions".