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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pant zipper. The dumbfounded bartender, noticing the steering wheel, asks, "Excuse me sir, but did you know that you have a steering wheel attached to your zipper?"
The pirate then responds, "Arrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
The pirate then responds, "Arrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
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