Jokes

Two little black kids went trick-or-treating as Hansel and Gretel. They walked up to this house and knocked on the door. The women that lived there said, "You can't be Hansel and Gretel. You're black." The kids left and came back 10 minutes later stark naked. They knocked on the women's door. She answered saying, "What are you supposed to be now?" The little boy said, "We are Mounds and Almond Joy. One with nuts and one without!"