Jokes

One day a kid came home from school and his mother asked him what he did at school that day. He tells her that he had sex with his teacher. The kid's mom sent him to his room and told him to wait until his father got home. When the kid's father got home, he asked his son what he did that day at school. And the kid tells the father he had sex with his teacher. "I'm so proud of you, son" said the father, "I'm going to buy you a bicycle". "I can't ride a bike", says the kid. "My butt is still hurting".