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A kid goes up to his mom and says, "Mom, is God a guy or a girl?" The mom says "God is half guy and half girl". The boy then asks, "Is God black or white?" The mom replies, "God's half black and half white". "Is God gay or straight?" the boy asked again. "God is half gay and half straight" the mom replies.
"Mom" asks the boy, "Is God Michael Jackson?"
"Mom" asks the boy, "Is God Michael Jackson?"
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