Jokes

A little boy had to take a piss really bad, so he ran into the bathroom only to find his grandmother completely naked, about to take a shower. He asks his grandma, "What's that between your legs". She replies, "That's my beaver".

The next day the same thing happens. The little boy goes into the bathroom to take a piss and sees his mom naked. He asks her what's between her legs and she says, "That's my beaver". The little boys says, "Well, I think grandma's beaver is dead because the tounge is hanging out".