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A man goes out with this woman on a few dates when finally they end up in her apartment. She says,"Fuck me with your twelve inches and make me hurt."
The man thought to himself, "It's not twelve inches. It's only four. So he fucked her three times and punched her in the face.
The man thought to himself, "It's not twelve inches. It's only four. So he fucked her three times and punched her in the face.
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