Jokes

A guy walks into a bar and he saw a big jar full of money so he aked the bartender, "What is all that money in that jar?" The bartender said, "You put $5 in the jar and then have to the complete 3 tasks". So the guy aks what the three tasks are. The bartender says, "I can't tell you until you put the money inside the jar". So the guy puts the money in the jar and the bartender says, "Okay, now you have to drink 12 tequila shots, and then there is a pit bull in the back with a sore tooth that you have to pull, and then there is an 80 year old woman who hasn't had sex in 10 years that you have to have sex with". So the guy drank the 12 shots and went in the back with the dog. After rumbling with the dog for 15 minutes, he comes back and says "Where is the lady with the sore tooth?"