Jokes

A really hot woman goes to have her annual papsmear exam. The doctor happens to be male and is very attracted to her. He starts the exam by groping her breasts and asks, "Ma'am, do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes, doctor. You're feeling for lumps to make sure I don't have breast cancer."
"Very good, very good." Now the doctor is feeling really lucky, so he starts pressing down on her inner thighs and asks,"Maam, do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes, doctor. You're checking for sore spots and bruises to make sure I'm not getting abused at home."
"Very good, very good." By the this time the doctor is feeling really lucky, so he pulls down his pants and starts having sex with her.
"Maam, now do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes, doctor. You're getting herpes! That's what I came in here for!"