Jokes

There was once a little old lady who had lots and lots of wrinkels.
Everyone teased her and called her names. One day she decided to get rid of them. So she went to the doctor and the doctor said that they just came out with a new invention. There is this screw that you put on the top of your head. Then everyday you turn it to tighten up the wrinkles.
The old lady loved it. For months she had been using it and was pleased with the results. But one day she looked in the mirror and saw something terribly wrong with her face. She immediatly rushed to the doctor went into the office and said, "Look at my face. There are huge bags under my eyes!" The doctor looked closer and said, "Thoose are your boobs". Then the lady said, "Oh that would explain my goatee!"