Jokes

A teacher was helping her class with a maths problem. She told them the following story. "There are 3 birds sitting on a wall. A farmer shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left sitting on the wall?"
A boy put his hand up.
"None" he replies thoughtfully
"No, no, no. Lets try again" said the teacher patiently. She held up 3 fingers.
"There are 3 birds sitting on a wall. A farmer shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left sitting on the wall?"
"None" the boy said with authority. The teacher sighed.
"Tell me how you came up with that" she asked.
"It's simple" said the boy. "After the farmer shot the first bird, he scared the hell out of the other two and they flew away".
"Well", she says. "its not technically correct, but I like the way you think".
The boy then said, "Now its my turn to ask the questions. The are 3 women sitting on a bench, all eating ice lollies. One woman is licking the lolly, one woman is biting the lolly and the third women is sucking the lolly. Which one is married?"
The teacher looked at the boy's angelic face and writhed in agony, turning three shades of red.
"C'mon." said the boy. "One woman is licking the lolly, one woman is biting the lolly and the third women is sucking the lolly. Which one is married?"
"Well" she gulped, and , in a whisper, replied "The one who's sucking?"
"No" he says with surprise. "The one with the wedding ring on. But I like the way you think."