Jokes

After returning home from the Falklands Conflict, three British Marines enter the barrack room to be greeted by the Commanding officer.

"As a token of our appreciation to your efforts in the war, the Ministry of Defence wish to reward you with a cash offering. However, the amount of cash you receive will depend on what measurement you give me for any part of your body that you may choose."

The first soldiar steps up and says,
"Sir, from one outstretched arm to the other, Sir."
The C.O replies after measuring the length:-
"Hmmm, not bad, Five feet, thats $5000. "
The second soldier steps up and says,
"Sir,from my head to my toes,Sir!"
The C.O replies after measuring the height of the soldier:-
"Very good, six feet, that totals $6000."
The third soldier steps up and says,
"Sir, from the end of my penis to my balls, Sir."
The C.O looks stunned and when the soldier strips for the measurement the C.O is dumbfounded and asks,
"Marine, where are your balls?"
To which the marine replies,
"Sir, in the Falklands, Sir!"