Jokes

One day Johnny was in class and he had to go pee. Johnny raised his hand to ask the teacher if he can urniate. "Not until you say the ABC's for the class" the teacher says. "ABC ummm DEF umm HIJ ummm KLM umm NO umm QRS umm TUVWXYZ" says Johnny. The teacher asks, "What happened to P?" Johnny replied, "It's running down my leg".