Jokes

Three blondes were on a deserted island. All of the sudden a genie popped out of the sand. The genie said, "I'll grant you each one wish."

The first blonde said, "Turn me into a boat, so i can sail to land."
The genie said "Poof", and she sailed to land.

The second blonde wished to be a plane so she could fly to land
The genie said "Poof", and she flew to land.

The third blonde wished to be a brunette, and the genie said, "Poof" and she turned into a brunette. Then she walked over the bridge.