Jokes

A local police officer was driving past a pub after closing time when he noticed two motor bikes still parked out front. He stopped and went around back and saw two bikers. One biker had his pants down and the other had his finger up his friend's bum. The copper asked them what they were doing and the biker with his finger in the other's butt said his friend had too much to drink so he was trying to make him sick. The copper said, "Well, you don't put your finger there. You put it down his throat." The biker said, "Yeah. I'm just about to."