Jokes

A mother and her daughter were in the kitchen. The daughter and her husband had just gotten married, but still living with her mother. The daughter was about to go upstairs to her husband for their first night of marraige.

"Mama, I'm not sure about this?" said the daughter.

"Go upstairs, dear, he will take care of you. He's a good man" replied the mother.

"Mama, mama, he has a hairy chest!" yelled the daughter, running back downstairs.

"Dear, all good men have hairy chests. Go back up" said the mother. So the daughter went back up, only to run down again moments later.

"Mama, Mama, he has hairy legs!"

"Dear, all good men have hairy legs. Go on back to bed" said the mother.

Upstairs, the husband took off his socks, horrifying the daughter because he had six toes.

"Mama, mama, he has a six footer!" she yelled.

"Stand back dear. This is a job for mama!"