Jokes

A blonde walks into an electrical store and says to the assistant, "Please can I buy this washing machine?" The assistant shakes his head and says, "Sorry we dont sell to blondes".

The blonde walks out and dies her hair brown. She goes back and says, "Please can I buy this washing machine?" The electrical store assistant replies, "Sorry we don't sell to blondes". The blonde gets very angry and says, "But how do you know I'm a blonde?" The assistant says, "Becaue thats a dish washer".