Jokes

A man goes out hunting for his family's dinner one
night. He comes home with a big beautiful deer.

So that night the man, along with his wife, son
and two daughters sit down to dinner.

After dinner, one of the daughters walks into the
living room to find the mother sitting on the
sofa. The daughter sits down to tell her mother
that when she had just gone to the bathroom, she
pissed out a beebee. The mother said, that that
was just from when her father shot the deer.

A bit later the second daughter came into the
living room to tell her mother the same thing her
sister had.

Later the son came in, and sat down next to his
mother.

The son said, "Mom, I have a problem."

The mother said, "Wait a second, you just
went to the bathroom, and pissed out a beebee."

The son replied, "No, I was just out on the
porch, beating off, and I shot the dog."