Jokes

A preacher asked his wife what they are having for lunch. The wife said, "I'll have to go pick something up at the store". So the wife went to the store and asked the grocer what kind of ham they had. The man said "Dam Ham". The preacher's wife said, "Don't swear at me. I'm the preacher's wife". The man explained that that's what it's called, Dam Ham. So she said, "I'll try that". She went home and made it. The preacher came home and asked his wife what they were having for lunch. She said, "Dam Ham". The preacher said, "Don't swear at me, I'm the preacher". She said, "No, that's what it is called". The preacher said, "Okay, I'll try that". So now the preacher and the preacher's wife and their two kid's are at the table. The preacher ask one of the kid's to pass the Dam Ham, the kid said, "That's the spirit, Dad, pass me the fuckin' potatoes".