Jokes

A lawyer is at the office one day, when he hires a new secretary. She is young and beautiful, but the man knows he can't have her because he's married, though the secretary is single.

One evening, when he's getting ready to go home, he decides he can't take it any longer. He asks his secretary if she'd like to go out to dinner that night. Her answer is yes, so he calls home and tells his wife he'll be a 'little late'.

One thing leads to another, and he ends up at the secretary's house. They go at it all night long, and he leaves in the early morning.

A few weeks later, he walks into to work and sees that his secretary looks a 'little bigger' than usual. He asks her what happened,and she answers, "I'm pregnant with your baby." Of course, the lawyer doesn't want his wife to find out so he sends the secretary to Italy until she has the baby.

When she leaves, he tells her to send him a letter when the baby is born and write "Spaghetti" so he would know the baby was fine.

Several months later, the lawyer gets a postcard from Italy, reads it, and has a heart attack. His wife calls an ambulance, and they come immediately. When asked why her husband, a healthy young man, had a heart attack, she answers with, "I don't know. He just read this card and had the attack."

The officer in charge read the card:
"Spaghetti Spaghetti Spaghetti Spaghetti - two with sausage and meatballs, two with out."