A very flat chested woman finally decided she needed a bra, so she set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the sales lady in lingerie. "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?" The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store, where she was rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted.

Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?" The sales lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"