Jokes

Once a blonde went into a bank in New York City. She went to the loan officer and asked to take out a $5,000 loan for a business trip for three weeks. He asked her if she had any colladeral? She said she had a brand new Rolls Royce parked outside and handed him the keys. So he gave her the loan. In three weeks she came back in, repaid the $5,000 and the $15.86 interest for the three weeks. The loan officer said to the blonde, " You know it's been really great doing business with you and everything but while you were away I did some checking and found out you are a millionaire....Why did you take a loan for your trip, you certainly didn't need it?" The blonde girl said, "Yes it is true I am a millionaire....but where can you park your car in New York City for three weeks for $15.86?"