Jokes

One day a police man pulls over a small red sports car he walks up to it and sees a drop dead beuatifull blond and says, "My I see your license?"
"What is that?" replied the blond.
"It is uasuly in your wallet". Then he asks, "Do you have your registration?" "What's that" asks the blond. "It is in the glove compartment". Then the police man goes back into his car and picks up the dispatcher and says "There is a blond in a red sprots car". "Is it a drop dead bueatiful blond?" said the man on the other send of the dispatcher. "Yes" said the police man. "Then go up to her and drop your pants". So he goes and when he drops them the blond says, "What is this, another breathalyzer test?"