Jokes

There were three ladies trying to become nuns, and before they became nuns, they had to do something bad and then they could drink the holy water to be forgiven. So, all three of them went to do something bad. Next day, they all came back to confess. So the priest asks the first nun, "What did you do?" and she says, "I stole candy from a baby" and the priest says, "Okay, you may be forgiven. Go drink the holy water." Suddenly, the third nun starts laughing her head off. The priest just keeps going and says to the second nun, "What did you do?" and she says, "I robbed a bank." Then the priest says, "You may be forgiven, go drink the holy water." The third nun starts laughing even more! Finally, the priest went to the third nun and says, "Why are you laughing, and what did you do?" She says, "I took a piss in the holy water!"