Jokes

A husband and wife were playing a game of golf with an instructor that told them how to hit farther.

The husband hits the ball it went 5 feet. The instructor said, "Hold the club like you are holding your wife's boobs". So he did . He hit the ball agian it went 500 feet.

His wife hit the ball it went 5 feet . The teacher said, "Hold the club like you hold your husband's dick". So she did the ball goes 1 foot . The instructor said, "Get the club out of your mouth".