One day an old woman went up to a preacher and said, "Sir, I love your serman but my husband keeps falling asleep in the middle of it! What do I do?"
"Okay, well here's a hatpin stick this in his side when I wink at you and he will wake up" the preacher replied.
"Okay, I'll do It," The elderly woman said.
Well the next Sunday the woman did exacly as she was told. The preacher cried, "And who created Earth and the Heavens?" then he winked and the woman stuck her husband with her hatpin and he yelled, "GOOD LORD!"
"That's correct, Mr. Smith" the preacher replied.
Soon the preacher noticed that the man had fallen asleep once again and he asked, "And who was hung on the cross for his contributions to man?" then he winked at the elderly woman.
"JESUS!" the man yelled as the woman stuck him again.
"Yes!" the preacher cried
Later the preacher asked the congregation, "Now what did Eve say to Adam after they birthed thier 7th son?" and he blinked because of some ash in his eye.
The elderly woman stuck her husband again with the hatpin because she thought that the preacher was giving her a signal and the man cried, "You stick that thing in me again I'll break it in half and shove it up your ASS!" after he yelled this the congregation yelled "AMEN!"