Jokes

There was a nude beach, and one day a family of three went there. There was the mom the dad and the son.

The son went to play in the water and the dad went looking around and the mom was tanning.

A few minutes later the little boy came running back and said, "Mommy, Mommy, I saw a lady with bigger boobs than you!" and the the mother said, "The bigger they are the dumber they are!" So the kid went back to play. A few minutes later the little boy came running back, and said, "Mommy, Mommy, I saw a man with a bigger penis than Dad's!" The mom said, "The bigger they are the dumber they are!" so the kid went back to play. A few minutes later the little boy came back and said, "Mommy, Mommy every time Daddy gets closer to a lady he gets dumber and dumber!!!"