Jokes

A man and his date were headed to a movie. The man asked his date if he got over a hundred miles per hour would she strip. She agreed and started stripping.

The man, paying too much attention to his naked date, didn't notice that he was swerving off the road. The car hits a tree, trapping the man under the car. His date is thrown from the vechicle.

The woman asks the date what she should do. He tells her to go into town to get help. She refuses to go into town naked. He tells her to take his shoe to cover up her pussy.

The woman runs into town to the hospital for help. She gets the doctor and tells him that her boyfriend is stuck. The doctor looks at her and looks down at the shoe. He shakes his head and tells her that hes too far in.